Things Are Getting Serious

If anyone can read this, destroy your computer immediately. This blog is of no importance whatsoever to anyone, and the fact that you continue to read means only that you do not realize the seriousness of the situation. The entire world is saturated with media, and now, thanks to the miracle of technology, any jackass with an email address can use tools intended for serious and useful purposes to post worthless trash on the web. Trash like this. If you continue to read this sort of thing, your brain will be reduced to a smoldering wad of gum inside your skull, serving only to keep your organs alive to allow you to read more blogs. You are wasting your life reading about how you are wasting your life.