Soft, Cuddly Fuel*
I have advocated on more than one occasion** that killing and burning animals is an environmentally responsible way to produce energy. It appears that the city of Stockholm has recently begun enacting my plan to save the Earth. While it is upsetting to me that the Swedish beat us to the punch on this one, it is gratifying that my ideas are finally gaining the recognition that they deserve from the international community. Efforts like this demonstrate that there are simple, common sense ways for people to work toward a better world for our children. And terrify them.
*Sorry, Melissa.
**Exactly one occasion
2 comments:
We also encourage the homeless to hold a reusable coffee mug when panhandling, as the Styrofoam counterpart takes up so much room in the landfill.
Bold move from Europe's Canada. Maybe we should start harnessing the energy from all of the people that volunteer to have their dead bodies burned.
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