It's On

As probably none of you are aware, some pussy has contacted me to suggest creating a blog to contradict my brilliant wisdom, which he deems "cruel insanity." My first thought was to track him down by reverse IP lookup and wait outside his house to bear mace him, but I think that's just what he wanted me to do. Instead, I hired him on so that everyone can better appreciate my genius in contrast with his liberal ass-clownery. Let the culture war commence.